IIT Newsgroup

Yesterday, we came across a thread on newsgroup. And after reading it we were laughing for hours.
Here are the contents in its original form, with unnecessray details eliminated:

Some background:
- Newsgroup Name: Computer Science PHD.
- Topic : Related to completion of Report.
- Actors(Senders):
1. We have "Hero" who plays main character.
2. "Prof. God" He is fundu algorithm professor.
3. Others, referred as "Stud-1" to "Stud-n"

Abbrevations Used:
ng - News Group
sp - Sujata Palace (Local Restaurent).

Here it begins:
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Sender: Stud-1

Yup.

What are you doing on NGs? Report done kya?

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Sender: "Hero"

>>
>> Yup.
>>
>> What are you doing on NGs? Report done kya? :-)


r u ppl taking lots of time to write ur report's kya?
tons of results?
i finished mine in 3hrs flat ;)

btw, why is it called "re"search?

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Sender: Stud-2

>> Yup.
>>
>> What are you doing on NGs? Report done kya? :-)
>
>

Working, working and working on the report. It's like Hanumanji's tail, never ending.

> r u ppl taking lots of time to write ur report's kya?
> tons of results?
> i finished mine in 3hrs flat ;)


Let's all attend your seminar and see how fast "they" finish you off ;)

> btw, why is it called "re"search?


I would as well ask why are we called "scholars"?

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Sender: "Hero" [In trouble]

>Let's all attend your seminar and see how fast "they" finish you off ;)

:O i guess i'll be a research "squealer" when "they" begin!!

ps: ne1 knows if Prof. God (= one of "they") reads this ng? :O

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Sender: Stup-3


>
> ps: ne1 knows if Prof. God (= one of "they") reads this ng? :O
>

I suppose so. Sometime back when he was our facad, he would reply to postings on ng.
And I think he would surely remember your 3hr stunt ;)

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Sender: "Hero" [Enlightened]

>>ps: ne1 knows if Prof. God (= one of "they") reads this ng? :O
>>>>
>
>> I suppose so. Sometime back when he was our facad, he would reply to
>> postings on ng. And I think he would surely remember your 3hr stunt ;)


OH MY GOD!! lag gayi!!
bhai log, after my prog-sem, sp mein milte hain: if the seminar goes well, we'll celebrate :)
if it goes bad, to gam dubate hain :(

ps: abey Stud-3, on a serious note, tu fart maar raha hai na? [Our Hero still sees ray of hope.]

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Sender: Prof. God[Shocking Entry]

Yes I do, mainly to find information like this. It tells me more than
what your report does.


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Sender Hero:

>Yes I do, mainly to find information like this. It tells me more than
>> what your report does.
>>
>> AAD.


why is it that i feel like laughing in spite of a lump in my throat?
:O

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